Master, big trouble...
Whafs the matter?
The troops have entered the city
Really?
I saw them with my own eyes
Quick, lock the door
Yes
Bolt the inner door
Yes
Bar the back door
Yes
Come back
Lock the door of the young Miss at night
If he doesn't learn when young what" 11 he be when old?
A piece of jade
must be crafted, man must study to find the truth
To find the truth...
How many truths could there be? As a Son...
As a son
Right
There's no need to recite...
Stand properly
?ad
This way
Look...I spend so much effort to teach you
and you fall asleep, you are useless
You are...so useless
Kneel
Memorise it and recite it to me
Rotten wood...
Rotten wood
A young man must study, or would be useless in old age
Stay with me
You are blind
What are you doing here?
Excuse me...
Old man, you are in public
it wouldn't be good if people saw you like this
Damn, you are so old
you could be her father
If you persist, I'll beat you up
Officer, I am her father
Chief
Get lost
Yes
How about ten dollars?
What do you take me for?
Twenty then
Thank you, sir
Come on, thank the officer
Who is she?
My wife, goodbye
Sorry
Damn, are you blind?
This kid looks handsome
Must be an artist
Sisi
Chief
Master Kwei
Sir
The girls who had a relationship with you are there
Honey, you became a officer
Come with me
Director Chu
You are here too
Not bad
Bravo
Wonderful
So many soldiers are here
Sister, let's take a look over there
Unlike you I am not afraid of the soldiers
Of course, you want to marry an officer
Don't clap hands
It's great
How come you only know laughing and grabbing me?
Brother, why do you keep touching me?
Alright I'll stop
I'm not talking about you
Let's find a place to have a chat, okay?
What are you talking?
Let's be friends
Brother, let's go
That man was lousy
Major
Miss...
Major
You fool,
why are you reporting at such a time?
Commander called
Listen
Go to find out
what's the girls's name and where she lives
Watch out if you fail
Yes
Her dad is called Xu Shou Qing
He was a scholar in Tien Jian
He is known as scholar Xu
He fears nothing
except ceremonial rites and regulations
Major
Alright, I'll call the commander
and request him to be the go-between
It can't be...she's engaged
What happens if the old man refuses!
Then I'll beat him up
Do you want his daughter?
Damn, alright, what good idea have you got?
I'll listen to you
Didn't you say she is interested in you?
Of course
I told you she wouldn't let go of my hand
but unfortunately I didn't reveal myfeeli
I'll ask the troops to do their drill at her door
and induce her out to see you
Say, if she's interested in you
then sleep with her, and later apologise to her old man
By then, everything's done;
he has to promise
Right, you are good
1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1
Sister, let's go and watch the troops march
I fear dad might know
He's taking his nap
It's okay to just take a look
You say it's okay
Alright then, we'll go out
Stand still
?ad
I know you're running out
How many times have I told you
you should walk properly, look at me
Your heart was tranquil
and now it's aflutter after your running about
The Analects by Confucius say
one should walk slowly
Left hand in front right hand at the back
This is called walking
Go over there, stand still, come back
Let me see if you remember
One arm in front, the other behind
Alright... stop
Your arms are incorrect
Move your left arm first, then your right leg
1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Your damn idea
Look how dreadful it is
1, 1, 1, 2, 1
If the lady doesn't come out
you'll be beaten 50 sticks
Half a day's work for nothing!
You bastard, you aren't concentrating
how could you learn?
Kneel
Left and right hand
What are you doing over there?
Nothing
Count the windows
1. 2
1, 2, 1
Ask them to return to the camp
Return to the camp
March
1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1
Major
Go on up
No way
Go and tell her that you like her
I'm scared
What are you afraid of?
Miss...
Don't follow me
Miss, why are you at the main door?
I...I heard from Dad that he's asked Madam Wang
to find a maid to accompany me
So I am waiting for her here
Waiting? You should wait inside
What are you afraid of?
If old Master knew that you've come out,
it would be bad. Go back in
What's with you?
I...
What happened?
He is dead?
He...I'm afraid he's dead
What are we going to do?
He isn't dead; Just a sunstroke, go and get some water
Alright...
Wait, get all the other
medicines as well
Hurry and get them
Miss...
Miss, I've something to say to you
She's passed out
That's bad
Miss, wake up...
Miss
She's come around
Major, hurry and say what you've got to say
Miss
You...
Tell her you want to marry her
Alright...! want to sleep with you
No, not right
Not sleep with you immediately
Miss...I'm not going to sleep with you right here
Please don't blame me, okay? I mean it
Just now I deliberately made that old man go away
It's the lousy idea of that bastard
-Yu Zhen -Dad
Yu Zhen
There's discretion between sexes
It's indecorous that you go out alone, go in...
Go...go in, why did you come out?
You damn thing, get up
?ad, I...
What are you doing?
You're a decent man, I want to learn from you
Damn it
?ad
Go to the study, go, stand still
Don't run
Didn't I teach you how to walk properly?
I...left hand, right hand
Get lost
How can I have a child like him?
Old Master, Madam Wang is here
Good
Madam Wang, old Master asks you to go inside
Come on
Oh, Master Xu
I saw you once I came in
I told her but she didn't believe me
She said couldn't be that young
Really?
I told her
Master Xu is only seventy years old
Can't be old at all
Besides, Master Xu is a well-known person
A scholar, and having passed the Imperial Examinations
that already makes you different from all other people
That's true
Master Xu, look at her
What do you think?
This is the maid I've got for you
What's her name?
Her name is Liu and her husband's name is Zhang
No need to be shy
She looks honest
Sure, she's well known for her honesty
No need to ask her to come over
No. There is protocol to be observed
Never mind...
Good...
Good...she looks young
I...
How old are you? Speak
Well...I'm born in the year of the snake
Snake, good
Country women are honest and witty too
Not telling you her age, instead just lets you know...
that her zodiac sign is snake
That's alright for a woman
Have you set your eyes on her?
Yes
Confucius says narrow-mindedness bears a narrow vision
What damn trick is this?
It's your idea that I be dressed up as a doctor
seducing a decent girl; that would be the death of me
I've bribed Madam Wang to let you get in
So many books... how am I going to memorize them all?
No?
Look at this, they are all there
Good, I'll reward you later
Feeling better?
Yes
Good
Alright...
Let's rehearse this part
Good...
I am the old butler. You've come and I'll say:
Mister, have a seat
This way please
Yes...
My daughter sits over there
This way the man can't see the woman
The moral standards could be maintained
and you could diagnose her, what do you think?
Good idea
Please sit, I'll get my daughter
Yes
Please
Old bastard,
this is the first time I suffer this
If I get your daughter one day
I'll give you a good beating
or my name isn't Fang
Go over there
Must see the doctor, understand?
He is behind the screen
Dad, I am not sick
He is a doctor of high standing
Go and sit down
I am afraid
Sir, could you stop coughing please?
Take away your hand
Mr Xu, I'm examining the pulse of your daughter
You must promise not to tell anyone
that you touched my daughter's hand
Sure
Let the doctor examine your pulse
What a smooth hand
What did you say?
I said something's wrong with your daughter's pulse
This is my hand
No wonder
Please ask your daughter to take out her hand
Come
Fear not, I am here
Something's not right
Your daughter's sickness is serious
Come, I'll tell you what's wrong
Alright
No, I'm here, just tell me
I can hear you, go ahead
In medical books this disease is termed as "Bai He'
The symptoms like typhoid, weak limbs
She would be suddenly disorganised, feeling chaotic
All she needs is a dose of herbal soup
and she'll recover
There's ink and paper, please write the prescription
I can't
Why?
I must look at her tongue
What?
You are a bit vulgar
Hurry and send the old man away
I know
Miss, sitting here all by yourself
You've come in good time
Look at the doctor you've got for me
He had the nerve to ask my daughter to open her mouth
to look at her tongue
Master Xu, he is an honest man
Don't be angry, I'll go speak to him
What's wrong with you? She's a decent girl
Alright...since you don't let me look at her tongue
I'll take her pulse again
Master Xu, don't worry
Alright...
Master Xu, I want to speak to you
Let's talk later
It's about Madam Zhang
Later, Madam Zhang...
Madam Zhang...
What's the matter with her?
Madam Zhang
It's my fault
I only knew she was a widow
after I brought her here
Madam Zhang is a widow?
I believe you are concerned with taboos
I am not
Keep it
What?
You bastard
Master Xu
Stay out of it
I'll kill you
Don't run
Master Xu, stop...
See where you can run
Stop
I'll kill you
Master Xu...
Quick...grab him
Don't let him get away
Master Xu
Bastard, stay out of it
See where you could run
Who are you?
I have no name
You are weird
I haven't met you before
But I know you
You are a widow, thirty year-old
You just want a man
to take you as his woman
Who are you?
I am a living god
and have come to take you
You are shit
Scolding me, huh?
I'll scold you...
Scold you to death
I know better than to quarrel with a woman like you
I'll just keep silent
You dare open your mouth? I'll smack you
You are so thick-skinned
What's your name?
Bo Sin
No surname
No one has called my name for years
I followed master as a kid and was called a page
he got promoted and I was addressed as retinue officer
Retinue officer? What rank is that?
It's quite high in rank
it's equal to our young master
He rides, I follow
He rides in a sedan chair, I hold his gun for him
What he can do, I can do it too
But what I can do, he may not be able to do
What would that be?
Trafficking cigarettes, bullying honest people
One more thing you wouldn't guess
Tell me
Seducing decent women
I see
Your master asked you to look for me
Right
Not bad
But our Master only
wants the best
So it'll never be you
Bullshit
Everyone wants me
Only that old scholar wants you
None of your business
I am jealous
Why?
I like you
You like me, but I don't like you
Well?
You are no good
Says who?
I'll walk a few steps for you to see
The way I walk
indicates you'll be an officer's wife someday
If you promise to
get Miss for our master
We can make a pair too
Are you sincere?
Good
You can't escape this time
you hassle my daughter and then my maid
You low-down bastard
Where can you run to?
Master...
See where you could run? He can't escape
You petty bastard
I'll break your legs
Master...
Liu De, you've come at a good time
Master
Catch this guy
tie him up and don't let him get away
Master, I can't grab him
You are good for nothing
Stand still
Yes
I'll go
Don't move, I'll get men to arrest you
I am not going
Really? Thanks, don't move
Yu Jieh...
?ad, I...
You've come in good time, come in
Help me grab him
Don't let him get away
Come on
Left and right hand;one in front, the other behind
What do you mean?
I want you to fight
See where you could run
Master
You must be tired
He's got away
Got away?
Go in and rest
I wanted to break his legs
Rest a while
Really pissed me off
Master, you are sweating, you'll get sick
Take off your clothes
Alright
Let me
No...it is not good if people see us
Madam Zhang, why do you have to close the door?
I am afraid you might catch a cold
Right
Get in bed and rest
Alright
Madam Zhang
Man and woman should not be too close
You are an upright man
I have nothing to fear
That's true, even if I held you close to my bosom
nothing would happen
Come, it's more comfortable if you leaned back
Alright...this way
Feels so good...
I heard from madam Wang that you're still a widow
My husband has been dead for 10 years
It must have been hard...
You know that too
How would I know
Of course you wouldn't, you haven't been widowed
Madam Zhang, tomorrow when you have time
tell me about yourself
I'll write an essay for you on chaste women
When my essay becomes famous
you wouldn't have suffered in vain
How could I ever repay you
I'll bow to you
Let me bow to you
Madam Zhang
Master
Your hands are smooth
Don't tease me
No...
Your hands are smoother than my wife's
Your clothes are undone here...
It doesn't matter
Master, you are an upright man
nothing will happen even if I stripped naked
That's not appropriate
I'll strip now
I am stripping now
You are really not afraid
Of course. Even if I lay beside you
I would not be afraid
Really?
Even if I shared the blanket with you
I still won't be afraid
Not afraid?
I get closer to you, yet I am not afraid
There's nothing to be afraid of
My body is close to yours, yet I am not afraid
I am not afraid either
Madam Zhang, I am not afraid
Madam Zhang
Why are you like this?
You said you are a gentlem why are you like this?
I am not a gentleman when I am in bed
Madam Zhang, I am not afraid either
We are both not afraid
Madam Zhang...not afraid
Somebody's here
You trash, get lost
Stand still
Who asked you to come in?
?ad
I saw the way dad and Madam Zhang lay in bed
How many times have I told you
Confucius says to announce your presence when entering
why don't you sound a slight cough
Dad, then next time I'll make sure to cough
Get out, I don't want you to cough
Left and right hand...one in front, the other behind
Run
Go out
I'm running
Who is he?
He's the friend of the doctor
Why have you entered my room?
Get out, give me my clothes
What are you doing?
What do you want?
Old bastard, write
Confucius says...
What do you want me to write?
I'll read it to you
Old scholar, well-versed in everything
Hypocritical, greedy and fond of women
Nonsense
Charming li'l Mdm Zhang; a beautiful face and a big ass
Damn you
The scholar touches it everyday
Talking nonsense
Aren't you afraid to make her pregnant?
Shut up
Miss hates her old man for her unfortunate marriage
Falls in love with a fake doctor and decides to remarry
Old man please agree, her jewellery for her dowry
Put a stamp, sign a name to make it binding
Sign it
No, I won't
Confucius says one's will cannot be bent
Even if you put a knife at my throat
I wouldn't sign it
No? Doesn't matter
Hey, come and watch the show
The scholar flirting with a widow
Stop...you...
Don't...you see...
Would you sign or not?
Yes, let's discuss it
Hurry
Don't...We'll discuss it, alright...
Petty man
Old bastard, thanks
Why are you calling me old bastard?
Old Master, your nephew i with many soldiers
He is here just in time, good
Let me teach you a lesson, don't go
Salute
Uncle
Good
Uncle, please sit
Have a seat
Please
I've been looking for you
and you are here
I've been in the army travelling around
that's why I've lost contact with you
I received a letter from my father
and knew that you would be here
Few days ago the chief was hosting a party
and I saw your name on the list
but didn't see you there
I didn't bother to socialise with them
Yes
If not in that position, one shouldn't get involved
Father did mention about cousin and my marriage
She's grown up now
I've been bothered by this matter
Yes...
I need a favour from you. This bastard...
It's you...
Major
You are here?
No wonder I couldn't find you
What? You know each other?
He's my retinue officer
Hurry and salute to Uncle
Yes
C'mon, quick
Uncle
How can you use such person as your retinue officer?
He used to be so uncouth in the army
If he's been rude to let me chastise hi
Alright, you'd better chastise him
Turn left, face Uncle
Jog, go
One, two...
Look
Attention
Kneel
See who is more ferocious
Let him get up
Yes
Get up...
Uncle, I've already punished him
What about my marriage with cousin?
Dad, Sister is here
Damn, go in
Who asked you to come out?
Dad, he's that doctor
Nonsense
Yes
He dressed up like a doctor
to see sister
What? Who said that?
?ad
He's got a letter for me
Go in
You take a look
Looks exactly the same
How stupid of me!
I didn't recognize him
Passed out?
No
You nasty thing
Nasty, cheap, contemptible, low
All in all, you are vile
Uncle...
What...
Don't be angry
Cousin and I have a pre-arranged marriage
What do you mean?
Uncle, it's more appropriate that cousin married me
Why?
Same as this hat, I'm more suitable for it
This hat is mine
That's right, this hat is yours, cousin is mine
What? People are different from hats
My daughter won't marry a low-grade person like you
Uncle...You can't be unreasonable
She wouldn't marry you
Uncle
Major, let me try
No way
Come in
Yes
Attention, take out your weapons
Yes
Target the old man
Not even if you were pointing a cannon at me
Ready
You asked him to go out
Out, out
Yes
How can you be so rude?
You bastard
Ask him to kneel
Kneel?
Kneel
Major
No talking
Kneel
Uncle, are you satisfied?
Of course, good work
Then you agree to cousin marrying me?
Of course...
No, I won't agree
Uncle
No matter what, I won't agree
Major
Old scholar, piece of antique, well-versed in all
Hypocritical, greedy and fond of women
Charming li'l Mdm Zhang; a beautiful face and a big ass
The scholar touches it everyday
Aren't you afraid to make her pregnant?
Miss...
Stop
The rest is even more interesting
Show me, let me look
You want to embarrass me? Alright
I'll embarrass you too
You want to marry my daughter, don't you?
Yes
Alright, you beat up that bastard for me
50 times with a rod
then I'll let my daughter marry you
Really?
Of course
A gentleman never...
...recants on his word
Alright, then I'll flog him fifty times
Alright, then I'll let my daughter marry you
Alright
Attention
Salute
A scholar's argument can't face up to a soldier's might
one stands firm and undaunted on his ground; the other
recites Confucius and puts on moral affectations
Miss has illicit affair, her remarrying creates trouble
Madam Zhang is charming, fascinating and romantic
A marriage is arranged and celebrated
The old scholar starts his romance in old age
The assistant officer is flirtatious
Get the luggage ready to welcome the spouse
What is it? Madam Zhang
I have remarried
Remarried?
You've flogged me 50 times
but I got a woman in reward
You want to go with him?
Madam Zhang, have you forgotten about
the essay on chaste women I promised to write for you
Old Master, we appreciate that
Old Scholar, goodbye
You bastard, don't go
Come on
You old bastard
Confucius says: gentleman wouldn't rob other's property
"Sense of propriety, justice, honesty and honor"
Rhetoric would not save the scholar against might
Whafs to look at a pledged vow being redeemed?
Redeeming a vow, what vow?
You must be from elsewhere
Yes, it's my first time here
God Er Ching is really powerful
If one is sick just drink some
holy mixture, what you call...
Magic powder
Right
and one" 11 be cured
I suppose his parents got well after
praying to God Er Ching
What is God Er Ching like?
How old is he?
It's a small snake, it can become big or small
In my opinion
it's those old Taoists playing tricks
Making it look big at one time and small at the other
Careful of what you say
you'll have retribution for insulting others
How so?
"Bao Feng treasury"
Wait please
Alright...
Cashier
Two thousand, checked?
Yes
Alright
Withdraw
Yes
"Zhu Wa"
Mr. Zhu
My name is Zhao
This is my wife
Please count
Count the money
Is God Er Ching really powerful?
Yes, extremely
"Qing Feng Taoist temple"
"God Er Ching Almighty"
"Holy water"
Beat the drums and strike the gongs
Let me tell you about God Er Ching
He is good no matter how you look at it
He is accurate in telling fortunes and is charitable
A girl must offer sacrifice before getting married
A good match to last many years
Burn incense for your marriage suit
You're promised a good wife
and have a baby once you get married
The whole family is blessed with joy
Don't worry if you're sick
any kind of illness could be cured
Consume a pack of Magic powder, and drink holy water
Your sickness will be cured instantly
and you'll never be sick again
It's all written in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio
Da Ching is the elder brother of Er Ching
Da Ching disappeared
Subsequently Xiao Ching panicked
The Emperor led the expedition through the mountains
Er Ching stopped the carriage
The royal guards could not make him retreat
The emperor saw it was a snake
and was frightened
The wind swept across the mountains
and the emperor was frightened
Look at this big snake
My god
Once "God" was mentioned, the snake disappeared
This was the story of Er Ching
Hope you'll burn incense every year and pay respects
Good...
Is your surname Lee?
Yes
You are Three-legged Lee?
Yes
I have heard of you...
Please don't kick me
I can't take even one kick
"Always grants requests"
No need to hold me up
look how healthy I am
God Er Ching is really powerful
Indeed
He's great
Come, look
Sir, your name?
I am Zhu Wa
This must be...
My wife
Your name please?
Lu Shu Zhen
Pleased to meet you
Your accent indicates you're from elsewhere
From Shanghai
So what's your line of business?
I have a shop selling cloth
Shanghai? It's right, let me take a look
So accurate?
Mr. Zhu, what else would you like to know?
How about if I run some business here?
What business?
Jewellery business
Alright, let me look
Right
Roses
How much?
Ten pieces
So expensive? Seven pieces
There are two more big roses
Eight big ones
Roses
I'll sell to you, even if it means losing
Small profits trading
Seems smaller
However, it's as big as this ravine and that ravine
You want a big one, this is big, can you afford it?
Roses...two more big roses
Mom
You are...
How come you're here?
Have you got the wrong person?
It's usual for you to
quarrel with your daughter-in-law sometimes
Why have you left without a word?
What are you talking about?
Mom, be magnanimous
What for? Shu Zhen
Come over, apologize to Mom
Mom, please accept her apology
Mom, forgive me, it won't happen again
You're mistaken
Mom, why'd you still say that?
Come back with me
No, but...
Mom
Where's my money?
Mom, what do you need that for?
Take out the money, take it out
Are you trying to cheat?
Quiet...stop it
Quiet, alright?
Business at the temple is good today
Apart from your share from the temple
I'll give you my share too
Everyone gets a portion and a half, okay?
What?
I almost became lame and just to get this small amount
We'll quit
Let's talk about this...
Two portions...
Two shares? That's too much
Too much? I'll quit
Damn it, stop pretending
Alright, two shares
is moustache is of no use, let's go get the money
Go...get our share...
Let's go
You acted well today
Of course
Damn it, you see the wound on my forehead
I acted best
Flowers need their leaves to enhance their beauty
Without us how can that be so
Alright...everybody is having a hard day
I acted well, right?
Of course you are different
Hands off
Five
Come...
Winner takes all
Wasting efforts in kowtowing
What do you mean?
They have all been deducted by those old Taoists
What do you mean?
What? Let's gamble
There's gain and loss in gambling, what do you want?
What? Want a fight?
Bastard, foul mouth
Alright...only good friends will gamble together
You are all against me
Tomorrow is the day of festival, let's rest early
Keep your spirits alert for the Golden Eye
Don't worry, sit behind the Golden Eye
looking at the money coming, anyone would be alert
Let me win
Almost hit
Try again
Give me one more cent to try again
Come over here
I am not playing anymore
No more money
It never hits the target
So boring
How so? Today is a good day
If you hit the hole, you'll be lucky all year round
That Taoist has good fortune
Look, so many coins on the ground
They'll get rich by this
Don't speak nonsense
It's said that those old Taoists
are living gods
Really?
Sure, they will sit under the bridge
during these ten days without any food or drink
I don't believe this
I have made my wish
Once you hit the Golden Eye
You'll have good luck and good fortune all year round
Buy a lottery ticket and you'll get the first prize
New house and a new car would really be good
And then marry three wives
Immoral
Change some coins please
Change some coins to hit the Golden Eye
You can change them over there
Such a long queue
Please help
Yes, please help
We are from the same family long time ago
You three are also Lu?
No, we are Wu
How can Wu be of the same family then?
The names look alike when written
Yes
The character "mouth" in our names
could not be the same
No resemblance at all
If it resembled,
then it'd become like your "Lu"
Resemble?
Yes...Take it
Thank you
My name is not Lu Bu, it's Lu Pi
but many people call me Lu Bu
In fact, I look like Zhang Fei
Zhang Fei is not bad; powerful yet sensitive
Add the character "mouth" to Lu it becomes Pin
If you don't try, how would you know what it's like
That'r right
I'd gladly change, but don't throw money to it
Those old Taoists cheat
Cheat?
Don't people say they never eat cooked food?
They eat everything heartily
If not, what else would they eat?
But you speak well about the Golden Eye
I do this because of money
They give you money to do it?
Without money how am I going to survive?
Let me tell you
I'm like the publicity manager of a movie company
Even if it's not good, I've still to go on praising it
Not everyone is a big star or a great director, right!
That one
Big roses, come on...
You are snappy
You are the kind to get married to
That's right, let's make friends
As friends, lips to lips is not sufficient
it must be heart to heart
Really?
Why should I lie to you? You've got the Golden Eye
What are your names please?
I'm Wu Yue Ying, she's Xiao Ying
I'm Feng Ying
Yue Ying, Xiao Ying, Feng Ying, three Yings
Tonight
we will try "three against one"
What? Three at the same time, how can that be?
I mean, have a drink together
Stop having crooked thoughts
I've thought of an erotic fantasy
It's just like Guang He Lou
Guang He Lou?
These stairs are crooked
like the Guang He Lou Cinema
Really? This used to be a cinema indeed;
but a small one at that
Showing "Three combats with Lu Bu"?
No, sing "Fortune comes to us all"
What good fortune?
Without good fortune, naturally you can't see
What a group of dummies!
Isn't this good fortune?
The whole household?
C'mon be frank, there isn't anyone else here, right?
No outsider? What do we live on then?
What is it? Go
I think it's not too convenient
What do you mean?
Don't worry, they won't mind
I'd better leave
Don't go...come...
Look clearly, anybody here?
It's beautiful
What's this?
Stage
Stage?
Have you ever watched modern drama?
Life is like a stage
I understand, but this is not the stage of life
What is it then?
It's the stage to produce people
You are bad
How disgusting!
Are you really going to sing Three combats with Lu Bu?
No, three stars and a moon
Three stars and a moon?
You girls are the three stars, where's the moon?
Stop pretending
Where's the moon? Where is it?
It's shining at my window, shining on my bed
Mom, sit for a while
Mom, this is Mr. Zhao
-Old Madam -Mr. Zhao
Come, pour some tea for Mrs Zhu
How much?
Three thousand
Not bad
Stop saying...coming...
Old Lu
Stop saying
Old Lu, no work today?
There's no rush, it's just after the festival
Old Lu, there's a show, would you be watching?
Yes
Three women and a man
A rare opportunity
A rare opportunity indeed
Really?
Of course
Alright, I'll watch, I'd rather take a rest today
Please count it
Okay
Go and get the stuff, I'll wait here with Mom
Alright, three thousand? Not eight thousand?
How muddle-headed I am
Oh, heavens!
Hurry, it's five minutes past, they are waiting
Alright...
Hurry
Please check
Give the money to Mrs. Zhu first
Alright...
I'm so sorry
Hurry, you're late
I'll go with you
Mom, wait for us here
See you later
Old Madam, do you smoke?
No, thank you...
Here?
What? You've been here?
No
So, please go
Up there
Up there?
This is for doing a show
Show?
A stage
Over there...
Look, here
Quiet
No match?
I thought it's a regular customer, how come...
Yes
His mom is still here
Maybe Mr Zhu has got the wrong one
That's right
Let's go
Any outsiders?
What do we live on if there's no outsiders?
That's not convenient
Why not? Convenient for you and for the others
Well...
Well what, go...
So beautiful
What's this?
Stage
Stage?
Life is like a stage
A stage?
What's on today?
Three stars and a moon
It's here...
Good...hurry
Old Madam, you said you live at no. 18, Ba Tao Bay
When I got there, they said they've moved
They said it was a short lease
How am I supposed to know?
You don't?
Hey, this old lady looks familiar
Seems like we've seen her somewhere
Maybe at the Qing Feng Temple
That's right...Cling Feng Temple...
That's right, I was that beggar
Oh yes, it was a set-up
You are cheating people
How come you partnered with Zhu to cheat people?
That's right, why?
What? I partnered with them to cheat people?
Now listen, I've been cheated all throughout my life
but I've never cheated anyone
Yes, I am a beggar
but I don't steal
Zhu took me as his mother
On my part, I was happy to have some free meals
not realising that I've been duped
Now it turns out that I've become a swindler
Alright, do whatever you like
Alright...bad luck for me
What? Bad luck for you?
No, not that simple
What is it...
Look who is here?
Who?
How vigorous
He was great the other day
Sorry...
Aren't you blind?
Sorry...
My fault, sorry...
You again
Sorry, I deserve to be beaten
Hurry and go
Sorry...
Oh, I'm sorry
Didn't know you're in the same trade
How dare you try to find a living here
with such lousy tricks
That's right, I'm indeed a novice
You know, there are many a hidden expert in this place
Must know some tricks before making a living here
Yes...
Hold it
What's wrong with you?
So disgusting, jostling around
What's he doing?
What's going on?
Great
What's this?
A pair of pants
Pants? Where did you get them?
Pink one
Silver
It's him
And a green one too
Hats off to you in admiration
Don't look down on these three Wu family girls
They got a remarkable trick
A trick? Far from this, all fascinating
So you can't do it alone
you should have three partners at least
Then do you have partners?
Of course
What is it?
You two...
I am sorry
No need to find again
I'll give it back to you
Thank you
Great...The three of you are just great
About larceny, Confucius says
There are numerous kinds of bad guys
Some follow the wind, some are blind
Some have lots of desires, some adore gods
Ghost is ghost, human is human
Some are for real
Some are fake
Don't be misled by her million-dollar look
He looks solemn but is indeed a hypocrite
An Impostor, truly a villain
After all, what's propriety, justice, honesty & honor?
Never mind what Confucius says;
These are nothing but...larceny!